Swan Lake Samba Girl Wordle

I found this website on Galley Cat and of course had to try it out using my own blog’s RSS feed. Because it’s only the middle of the night and I really don’t need to be sleeping or anything… Sometimes not being able to tear myself away from the internet is a real sickness… Anyway, if you have a blog with an RSS feed, or any other kind of text (like, from a book), you too can make a Wordle word-picture!

Vote for David Sedaris to be on Dancing With the Stars!

 

Fabulous publishing industry blog, Galley Cat, is taking votes on which author you’d most like to see on Dancing With the Stars. They think there a way to push an author into that spotlight with enough publicity. I’d unfortunately missed Galley Cat’s initial nomination post or I’d have nominated Junot Diaz or Gary Shteyngart, but of the existing nominees I’d by far most want to see David Sedaris.

If you’re on Facebook, go here to vote. Other nominees include Jodi Picoult, Nora Roberts, Harlan Coben, and several others. Claire Cook thus far seems to have the most votes.

C’mon, vote, and help get an author on the show!

Above image taken from the Guardian.

I WRITE LIKE … NABOKOV?!

I write like
Vladimir Nabokov

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

Okay, I’m having a bit too much fun with this, which I just saw on Galley Cat. When I put in a couple paragraphs from the opening pages of my novel, I got Nabokov. Which was kind of funny – thought for sure I’d get Nick Hornby or Helen Fielding or perhaps Martin Amis. But Nabokov?! But then when I put in an excerpt from one of my blog posts I got J.K. Rowling. Hmmmmm.

I write like
J. K. Rowling

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

Try it, it’s ridiculous fun!

BARYSHNIKOV TALK GOOD BUT I AM PISSED AT BARNES & NOBLE

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Last night at Barnes & Noble, Lincoln Square, Mikhail Baryshnikov talked briefly with New Yorker dance critic Joan Acocella about his new book of photos of the Merce Cunningham Dance Company, Merce My Way. (I love the title, by the way).

The talk was brief (about half an hour) but pretty good. But, honestly, I had a very hard time getting over my anger at Barnes & Noble. I arrived early in order to get a good seat up front, knowing (hoping at least) it would be crowded. But on my way in, I was stopped by a B&N employee. She said they were giving “preference” to people who purchased his book, which cost $36. She pointed me to the cash register, set up, conveniently, right next to the entrance.

I was so mad. There was such a crowd already, it was pretty clear “preference” meant that unless you were buying a book, you weren’t getting in. And in this economy, $40 is a lot to spend when you’re not expecting it. Honestly, I found it a really sleazy, unfair corporate practice to take advantage of his fame like that to sell books. A lot of people must have come from a ways away to see him, and you’re not really going to walk away if you’ve traveled. People were standing around looking like they didn’t know what to do, hesitantly withdrawing their wallets and picking up a book. “We’re a couple, can we get in on one book?” I heard someone ask the people at the door.

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I mean, this was advertised as a regular talk / author reading event, which are always free. Nothing in the adverts (at least the ones I saw) said anything about having to purchase a book. As Ron Hogan (of the pub / book blogs Galley Cat and Beatrice) tweeted me (and damn, was I a mad tweeter last night), “seriously. if bookstores want to pull that crap, let them charge $40 IN ADVANCE and include the book w/admission.”

Just as I was getting mad about missing Bill T. Jones (who was giving a talk downtown) for this b.s., I saw my friend Monica Wellington (who I met through Philip). They’d agreed to let her buy the Joan Acocella book instead, which was less expensive. She told them at the door we were together, so they let me in. Thank you thank you, Monica!!

Anyway, the talk was pretty good, albeit short (about half an hour). I’d never heard him speak before, other than giving a brief sound byte on a pre-recorded interview. He is, as expected, charming and smart, though he talks very slowly, thinks hard about his words as if he’s always too far ahead of himself, struggles with English, and digresses frequently. None of which were a big deal, and his digressions often led to entertaining little tidbits.

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