Ugh, the nerve of him. Just kidding:) Iâ€™m set to perform my very first student / teacher showcase on March 11th and I worked so hard to find the perfect Rhumba song and help my coach and teacher to choreograph a very cool routine, only to turn on Dancing With the Stars last night and see Jonathan and Giselle have already had their way with Jessica Simpsonâ€™s remake of Take My Breath Away! Which is a problem for me of course because anyone who will be in my audience likely will be a ballroom fan and thus have religiously watched DWTS, and because Giselle is so gorgeous and such a wonderful dancer â€“ especially for having studied it for like, two days… ugh, they will know how itâ€™s really supposed to look! This is my first time performing on a real stage (albeit a small one) before a real audience (albeit a very small one) since I was about 9 years old and was in a school production of Swan Lake at Phoenix Symphony Hall. My adult stage fright seems to be about 300 times what it was then.
Oh well. Our routine will be different, to be sure, because, in my quest to fulfill my goofy dream of pretending to be ballet goddess Alessandra Ferri, I managed to coax the studio-owner coach (who does the choreography) and my poor teacher (who does the dancing) into putting several pretty lifts into ours â€“ which the DWTS contestants were forbidden from doing. Why was that? Because theyâ€™re significantly harder for the male amateurs than the females, or because of age differences in the contestants? Thatâ€™s my favorite part, man.
Anyway, I have to laugh at myself because over the past several months that Iâ€™ve been so immersed in the world of dance, Iâ€™ve heard ad nauseam complainants like, so and so stole my costume design, so and so stole my choreography… And, Iâ€™m always like, jeez, calm down. At work, we have a brief bank and continuing legal education meetings; we constantly borrow argumentative strategies and ideas from each other. And now, my first reaction upon seeing J & Gâ€™s routine is to have a nervous breakdown over the song!