I Can Never Be a Ballerina Because…
… not because they can do about 3,645 fouettés in…
Wait, Melanie LaPatin Was on What Show!
After sending out an email about my not completely horrible…
Performance Was Not Heinous!
Yes – I did it. I performed in front of…
I May Be a Latin Dancer But I am Not a D Cup!!!
Yikes. My showcase is in two days and my dressmaker…
Be Careful Whom You're Rude to in New York, Or, Do Not Try to Pick Up a Woman Engrossed in Marcelo Gomes's Butt
During intermission at the New York City Ballet a few…
Uptown Women Have No Bodies
Very annoyed. Many of my friends and family are crazed…
My Duty to Perform
Okay, just received about the biggest back-handed compliment ever. Last…
Jonathan Roberts stole my song!
Ugh, the nerve of him. Just kidding:) I’m set to…