For anyone with one, Natalia’s January blog Carnival should definitely more than satisfy your craving 🙂 (Subject is of course the ubiquitous dancer problem: FEEEEET) Enjoy!
On the Lookout for Anyone Appearing Brazilian!
So, thanks to several employees of the New York City Ballet (including most importantly dancer Kristin Sloan and her Winger, along with a total of about five State Theater ushers, box office salespeople, ticket clerks, and security guards), I was able to make, and meet, a great new friend 🙂 I finally met Dea, who just moved to the NY area from Sao Paulo, Brazil. We’d met on the Winger message board a few months ago and became friends through our mutual interest in ballet and writing, and my keen interest in Samba and Brazil! She only moved here a week ago, but I couldn’t wait to meet up with her! We decided, appropriately, on a NYCB matinee.
While I was in the shower, I received a message from her on my cell telling me she’d be a bit later than the 1:30 time we planned to meet (which was perfectly fine with me since I was running late!), so I took my time getting ready, headed to the State Theater, picked up the tickets I’d ordered, then waited in the lobby. Before long the lobby was jam-packed with hundreds of patrons. I couldn’t believe it — I’ve never seen it like that before — NYCB is doing some good business this season!
Anyway, I became pretty nervous since I’d only told her to meet me in the lobby without specifying exactly where; there was NO WAY in this crowd she was ever going to spot me. I didn’t really know what she looked like since I’d only seen the picture of her on her blog profile, in which she has her head thrown back and is laughing, so I couldn’t really see details like hair length, etc. There was no way I was going to be able to pick her out! So, I called her cell phone to tell her I was standing at the info booth on the left side of the lobby, but Al, her fiance answered — from home! She hadn’t yet bought her own cell phone and had used his earlier before he dropped her off to catch her train! He assured me she’d find me; she was really good at such things, and that, judging by the time he left her at the station, she should be arriving just about now.
So, I walked around the lobby looking intently for someone who looked like the blog photo. About fifteen minutes later, the first hurry-up-and-get-to-your-damn-seats bell sounded, no Dea, then the second bell, then the last. I knew she’d gotten lost! I was so worried! This was her first time in New York, in the U.S. for that matter, and she had no cell phone! I must have been walking around the lobby with a quite frantic look on my face, because two security guards (one from outside, and one from inside) simultaneously approached me.
“Just give your friend’s ticket to the window clerk and she can pick it up from him, miss,” the one told me, the other agreeing.
“Oh no, I’m not worried about missing the show, I’m worried that my friend is really lost.”
“Can you call her,” he asked.
“No, she doesn’t have a cell phone,” I said.
“No cell phone?” they both said in unison. I know, unheard of…
“No, she’s just moved here and hasn’t got one yet.”
“We’ll tell her where to go when she gets here; you don’t need to miss the show,” the one said. Overhearing our conversation, a third guard walked up handing me an envelope. “Just write her name, put the ticket inside and give it to the window clerk. They’ll give it to her when she arrives.”
“But how will she know to go to the window?” I asked.
“Oh EVERYONE knows, trust me,” the one guard said, with a smirk.
“But she’s from Brazil. What if the customs are different there?” At this the inside security guard, who had a West Indian accent, looked up to the left, contemplating.
“The customs are the same everywhere. She’ll know,” he said after a few seconds’ thought, nodding firmly, like he was completely positive of his assertion.
“And, if not, you’ll direct her there, right?” I said.
“Yeah, of course. What’s she look like?” the outside guard asked.
“Actually, I don’t know.”
“What?” they all said.
“I’m meeting her for the first time today. I just know she’s from Brazil. And she has brown hair … I think.” They all looked at each other like I was nuts.
“Look, miss, we’ll take care of it. Just write her name down and put the ticket in and you go on upstairs. Don’t worry.”
“Well, what if she doesn’t understand English that well?” This seemed to crack everyone up. “No, seriously, I mean, you’ll like walk her straight to the window and everything?” More laughs. I’m a worrisome dork. Always have been. I worry about Everything.
“It’ll be FINE, miss, we’ll take care of her.”
Ugh. They seemed sure everything would be okay. I hesitantly approached the box office window, looking over my shoulder hoping she’d run in just then. But no such luck. I explained everything all over again to the guy at the window. This one was a real jokester.
“She not from this country huh? Ooooh, this could be fun!” he said with an evil grin.
“What?!”
“Ha ha, just kidding!”
“She has darkish hair, I think, and she’s from Brazil.”
“Oooh, Brazil,” he said knowingly. “Oh, I’ll DEFINITELY recognize her in that case.” I assumed he was being sarcastic so I apologized for the vague description. But then he said without any irony whatsoever, “No really, I’ll see her. If she’s Brazilian, I’ll know.”
“What? No you won’t!” I laughed.
“Yeah yeah, I will. Trust me. I will.”
I really didn’t know if he was for real, but I turned around one last time and Dea still hadn’t arrived, and both security guards were looking right at me chuckling and motioning for me to go in. So, I did. I got upstairs to the Fourth Ring and explained the whole thing again to the usher while she was trying to seat me in the dark during the pause in the performance.
When the lights went on signaling the first intermission, I jumped up, grabbed my bag, darted out of theater and headed for the stairs to the lobby. If she wasn’t down there now I was definitely calling Al again. But right then, I heard someone say “Tonya?” In the HUGE crowd of people making their way from the theater to the lobby or restrooms, she actually recognized me! So, Al was right! And I was right that she’d gotten very lost on the subway — oh no! She also told me the minute she walked into the lobby everyone seemed to know who she was — probably because she had a ‘lost look’ on her face, she surmised! Ha ha — thanks New York City Ballet ushers, security guards, and ticket clerks 🙂
So we saw last two thirds of the matinee’s repetoire together (one a Balanchine, the other Robbins’ “I’m Old Fashioned” — which we both loved!), took some pictures in the lobby, then had lentil soup and these enormous cups of organic soy tea at Le Pain Quotidien, where Kristin had taken the blogger gang the week before! We ended up having a wonderful time and I’m so glad she’s moved to NY so we can talk about dance and writing and hang out and go to ballets and Winger stuff, etc. etc. etc! I just feel so bad that she got lost. But all’s well that ends well, right!
NYC Dance Blogger Get-Together!
Doug Fox, who runs the excellent, extremely informative and technologically innovative blog, Great Dance, was in town this weekend for a dance conference he was covering. So, several of us NYC dance bloggers arranged a little get-together with him. From right to left is: Kristin Sloan (ballerina with the New York City Ballet, in case you’re new to my blog and didn’t know that from the umpteenth times I’ve talked about / linked to her!) who created the best-known and I think first (?) diary-esque dance blog a couple of years ago — the awesome Winger — and is hence really the mother of all dance bloggers!; Tony Schultz, a modern dancer and PhD candidate in dance and technology at Sarah Lawrence who contributes to the Winger (and has a very fun personality by the way 🙂 ); Parker, a ballet dancer, turned Belly / Latin ballroom dancer AND law student by day who writes the sweet Salome Justitia; Doug; and on the end, little ole me (with extremely flat New York winter hair!) I love how Kristin is holding that light away — in true pro dancer fashion with the flair of her hand!
We met at a little bistro across from Lincoln Center — where else! — and chatted for a couple of hours. Everyone is working on such fascinating projects and is so interesting and ambitious and inspiring. I was so happy finally to be able to meet everyone. I’ve been faithfully reading Kristin’s blog for almost a year now — it was actually the first blog I ever really read (at least daily … okay, hourly…) and is what made me want to start my ballroom one, so it was really kind of surreal meeting her! 🙂 And I can’t wait to read all about this event that Doug attended. It seems that he saw tons of great performances and met many interesting people, so check Great Dance, where he’ll be posting about it for about the next week or two.
Fun fun time 🙂 If you’re a dance blogger and you’re in the area and want to be included in the next get-together, it looks like Doug is setting up a list, so contact him!
Are You a Dancer or Are You Just Drunk?
I LOVE this. What a perfect YouTube video for a criminal appeals lawyer / dancer! If only WordPress could embed… Leave it to Chimene, unearther of many a fabulous find, to discover it 🙂 Chimene, you rock!
"Bloggies" Are Here…
I’m so new to blogging, I really don’t know how important these blog awards are, but from now through this Wednesday, January 10th, nominations are being taken for the 2006 annual “Bloggie” awards. Again, Dance is not represented as a category, and again, I am annoyed. There is a category called “Topical” which covers all blogs on topics not covered under the other category topics, so you could nominate dance blogs in that category. But since winning is based entirely on the number of nominations and votes a blog gets, it seems to me that any topical blog that doesn’t have its own category is not going to do very well. Not that we all want to be competing against each other or anything, but I am just so sick of seeing dance underrepresented in just about everything…
Anyway, to nominate, vote, or just check it out, go here.
I Won a "Rodney" Blog Award!!!

Ha ha ha — I am extremely delighted to announce that I just won a blogging award (my first!) 🙂 It’s from the Public Defender Investigator Network’s Blog, who suitably named their awards “The “Rodneys,” as in comedian Rodney “I get no respect” Dangerfield, which I think is hilarious! My category is, aptly, “Best Title of a Blog That Has Nothing To Do With the Job” — what, you mean, Swan Lake Samba Girl doesn’t just scream Public Defender??? 🙂 Also in my category, as runner-up, is Knit in the City, a charming knitting blog.
Seriously, this is a very fun honor!! Here are the other winners (most of whom write actual Public Defender blogs!)
First Dance Blog Carnival Live!
Natalia has just posted the first ever dance blog carnival, which includes some very interesting-looking entries! Thanks Natalia for hosting. What an inspiring way to start the New Year! Happy reading, everyone 🙂
Does God Want Us To Eat Fishsticks Tonight For Dinner?
Another fun, book-y meme I found from Konagod. I’m always for memes that promote books 🙂
Grab the book nearest to you, go to page 123, and read the fifth sentence.
“There are surely as many things that deserved to make it to market but were overlooked as there are things that made it to market and then flopped.”
From The Long Tail, by Chris Anderson. Great book, by the way, accessible to the average non-economics major and providing a lot of food for thought about, amongst other industries, publishing.
Above post title, by the way, is from a scene in Running With Scissors (both book and movie) in which the kooky members of the psychiatrist’s family make decisions based upon words they finger to in a randomly-opened book. This meme just kind of reminded me of it, in a goofy way.
Konagod also posted of all the “best” blogs (meaning the blog that garnered the most audience votes from each category, after being selected by judges as a finalist in that category) from the Weblog awards.
Life Imitating Art (Again): They're Either Gay or Fatally Flawed!! Blah!
Last night, I attended Media Bistro‘s panel discussion entitled “From Blogger to Author” which was about, as the name implies, bloggers who ended up with some pretty cool book deals. It was quite informative. Michael Malice from Overheard in New York was there (and I caught him eyeing my Naughty Ms. Kitty writing journal, pictured above; he wanted one badly and was extremely jealous, I could tell!!), talking about graphic artist Harvey Pekar‘s biography of him; as well as interior designer Maxwell Gillingham-Ryan, of Apartment Therapy, who was wearing extremely cool multicolored-striped socks; Rachel Kramer-Bussell, who writes Lusty Lady; ICM’s Kate Lee, a.k.a. “literary agent of the blog superstars” who came across as a very intelligent, shrewd businesswoman for her young age; editor Laura Mazer of Seal Press; Julie Powell, author of Julie & Julia, a Bridget Jones-style diary of cooking all of Julia Child’s recipes in one year and supposedly the author of the most popular blog to date; and my personal favorite (in terms of his blog, which I discovered only after last night), Rob Rummel-Hudson, whose sweet My Beloved Monster and Me, is the basis for his memoir, to be published in 2008, Schuyler’s Monster, about his little girl and her rare neurological disorder. Learned lots of interesting tidbits about such things as blog ‘hits’ and page views versus publicity, the challenges of blogging versus book writing, how these awesome book deals came about, and witnessed a rather fun debate mainly between Lee and Mazer on whether literary agents are still necessary.
Anyway, I stupidly left my notes at work, so was searching the internet for info on the panelists, and, while looking for Julie Powell’s cooking-diary book, came across this fun little interview with her. I just love “who’s your favorite literary character”-style quizzes, and the first question here, which fictional character would you most want to date and why, completely stumped me. At first, I thought, oh that’s easy, I have lots of favorite male novelists. Then, I realized, ooh wait, that question was which of their CHARACTERS do I wanna date? Just because the character’s creator is desirable, doesn’t make him so… after all, the author must have an ironic detachment from his little creation to make him compelling.
Thinking of my favorite books: there’s Andrei Makine’s Franco Russian war child in Dreams of My Russian Summers, but that character had lovely little thoughts like, women should just die after sex when they’ve exhausted their usefulness. And, even if forgiven for those sentiments, is a man who doesn’t know whether he’s Russian or French, who’s so conflicted over his national identity, really a desirable partner? Ditto for Jeffrey Eugenides’s fascinating Cal in Middlesex regarding gender / sexuality identity. While I hugely appreciate Oscar Hijuelos for making me feel actual sympathy for the womanizing, sexist, even sometime rapist Cesar Castillo in Mambo Kings Play Songs of Love, he’s not exactly someone I want to spend time alone with. Dostoevsky’s Raskolnikov — now there’s marriage material! Hemingway’s characters are, well, Hemingway characters. Salinger’s characters are smart-assed shitheads with engaging voices who make great narrators, but to date?… Philip Roth characters … ugh. Martin Amis men … ugghh. Nick Hornby males … uuuuggghhh… Leaving, for me… Augusten Burroughs‘s heroic survivors of things like complete childhood insanity who are, of course, GAY. And E.M. Forster guys… hmmm… much better than the most of the aforementioned but, yes, same little problem as Burroughs…
I can honestly only think of Emma‘s Knightly as a desirable man, and he’s 2,000 years old, so is bound to be a bit old-fashioned… Powell at first answered the question saying, ooh I dunno, that’s a hard question for a straight woman … Couldn’t agree more, unfortunately. But, on the bright side, I guess I do find something about all of these great writer men to fall in love with. Ironic detachment; it’s a marvelous thing. If only every man could strive for it…
Carnival Carnival!

Not that carnival, unfortunately (though I really really REALLY wanna go to that one…)
I just saw this link today on a fave website of mine, which was timely, in light of Natalia‘s mention of a dance blog carnival. I hadn’t known what one was. This is a feminist blog carnival — looks to me like mad blog fun, with days and days of insightful reads! I think a dance carnival is definitely in order! And, hey, at ours we CAN have Samba…
No Blog Award Category For Dance!!!!!
I just saw this on Konagod’s blog. Congratulations, Konagod, for making finalist in the best new blog category! But what stunned me is that there is a category for just about everything under the sun, except dance. Yet another instance of dance not being taken seriously in our culture. Yet there is an increasingly large number of blogs by dancers, choreographers, and dance enthusiasts and advocates, and there are a few excellent dance blog / websites that provide an invaluable service to the dance community, such as The Winger. Upon closer inspection, I found that the arts in general were profoundly underrepresented. I find this very disturbing; a society without a strong arts life is greatly lacking.
The Penis Enlargement Purveyors Have Raided My Photo Journal
Spam ruins lives. Seriously, it really puts a damper on the fun of blogging. (And because of this post’s title, I expect 50 spams a day minimum). But at least I can moderate the comments on this blog. I can’t do that on my photo journal plogger. So, think I’m gonna have to disable the comments function on the photo journal. With plogger, you either have to have the comments turned on or off; so, with them turned on, spammers can comment freely, forcing me to take valuable time from my day to manually delete the unwanted messages. At first it wasn’t so bad, but recently I’ve been getting upwards of 20 per day (got 42 at once to a single post).
But, it’s okay because now that I know how to embed a photo in THIS blog, where I CAN moderate comments and just refuse to post the spam, people who were commenting on the photo page can now comment here 🙂
Anyway, to try to make light of what is really an extremely frustrating problem, I think it’s kind of funny which pictures the Penis Enlargement pushers targeted to advertise their rubbish. It’s like they decided that someone in each of these pics could somehow benefit from a penis englargement in their lives. Here are some:
“Maybe I wouldn’t be soooo exhausted being me if only my beau would take me away from myself, with a penis enlargement…”
“Please, Lucas! If this lift is not a cry-out, I don’t know what is!”
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Poor Mark — you seem to have got drawn into this vortex of profane insanity just for being my West Coast Swing partner … sorry!
Hmmmmm….
“Maybe explaining stage makeup to a bunch of first-time female performers wouldn’t be soooo tense-ridden if only I was a little bigger than this…”
Maybe guy waiting for the Manhattan-bound Q train at Kings Highway would not be so lonely, if he only had a penis enlargement.
“Maybe I wouldn’t need this arsenal of meds for my blasted Trigeminal Autonomic Cephalgia headaches if my boyfriend would just get a penis enlargement…”
Melanie is definitely hot for penis enlargements!
